partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

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i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job 

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*hides good snacks from family members*

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