May 2013
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
oomshi:
*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:
pygmyalpaca:
vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:
WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service
How do you remember your URL?
got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory
ernbarassing:
my favorite part of shopping is the tears and frustration
vvebkinz:
mr steal yo mechanical pencil
“My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.”
– Anonymous (via princess)
tellmetofeel:
how to piss someone off in 3 seconds a book written by my mom
